things of import

You know how some people love food?

Well, I love beverages. I have a beverage PROBLEM. Someone should probably throw me a beverage INTERVENTION. I just drank an iced tea (because I felt that I needed a beverage to go along with the food I was eating), a cup of hot tea (because I wanted to try this new kind that we have three boxes of in my home at the moment), another cup of hot tea (because I decided that it was pretty good), and a vanilla cappuccino (because I decided that I needed something to do with my hands while I watched How I Met Your Mother).

Were any of these beverages drunk because I was genuinely thirsty, NO SIR THEY WERE NOT. In fact, now, I’m a little dehydrated from all the tea, but I can’t really drink anymore beverages because my tummy feels sloshy :(

WHEN MY FRIEND AND I SUCCESSFULLY STEAL SOMETHING FROM THE BAR/A PARTY

accidentally11:

howdoiputthisgently:

kristinnnnnnn…

I just used that nail polish remover this morning!!!

SO I’M WATCHING HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

And Barney just said, “If I could nail any celebrity, it’d be Scarlett Johansson.”

DO YOU KNOW HOW UPSETTING IT IS TO FIND OUT THAT YOUR SOULMATE ON THE PLANET EARTH IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER?

keithmorris:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

hellms666:

sometimes i think i have a crappy blog until i remember there are blogs who correct did-yuo-kno

Not to startle you all, but I just had a brush with death.

There is the biggest, most scary looking, hundred legged, inch and a half long, beetleish looking bug in my living room.

It was flying around trying to intimidate me before it came in for the kill.

I tried to defend myself but it got away and is now in hiding somewhere under my couch.

Needless to say, I am now in my bedroom and I am never entering my living room again.

Actually, I think I’m moving out of my house tomorrow.

THIS JUST HAPPENED